By the time you’ve walked through the entrance, your eyes gaze in either shock or amazement at the various outlets surrounding you. Bright LED signboards, a plethora of China-made products, and LMFAO resonating through the hallways – with its cheesy chorus almost sounding looped by the amount of stores blaring it out of their speakers.
Its culture is one that higher-middle class Indonesians cringe about, but it is very much a quintessential element in Indonesian culture. If you were to visit Jakarta , the array of nightlife is vast – The selection of nightclubs and bars span from the swanky to the downright dodgy.
So you’ve consulted your Lonely Planet guide book, and it refers you to a ‘popular’ nightspot that offers cheap drinks and popular western music. What you find when entering the club, is a room packed with hookers and seedy looking South East Asian men, rocking out to some sort of music that sounds like Euro trash techno grilled up with hardcore amphetamines.
Driving the roads of Kuala Lumpur is no easy feat. The numerous cars, trucks, buses, and motorcycles cutting in and out of lanes makes commuting a daunting task in the capital city. On the road accidents are a common sight, reckless driving and speeding are the causes of the high road death toll each year. Undoubtedly, Kuala Lumpur is not a safe place for cyclists to be pedalling around the intensity of KL traffic.
That’s right. To hell with Skins and Glee. It’s time for a flashback.
The 1990’s X-Men animated series collection is in my hands. I’m prepared to rape the couch and watch it all the way. C’mon, I know you’ve watched it, and I know you enjoyed watching it. Reminisce with me. Continue reading
You’ve made a promise with a friend. To meet up cordially for a couple of drinks on a Friday night to wind up from a rigorous week of turmoil from work. The time and meeting place has been committed, and you’re getting ready for a good night out. When you get to the place, late. You find that the person is still not there. Continue reading
Ever sat on the toilet, and thought of devouring a delicious steak while you’re taking a shit? Well, Now you can. In Taiwan, there are a chain of restaurants called the ‘Modern Toilet’ that would like to change your imagination when someone tells you to ‘Eat shit’. Customers enjoy their food sitting on toilet seats, whilst eating their ‘diarrhoea noodles’ served in a toilet bowl, and wiping their hands with toilet paper. Continue reading
I’ve just finished most of my ‘real’ work and a much needed break is needed. Struggling through the tundra like conditions in Melbourne is almost intolerable, and all I can imagine is the grease producing humidity back in Malaysia.
- Hello beautiful Dancer of the Night
They are flowers laying their brighter wings
A Beautiful Silence comes when their mouths lay
He slides down whispering to her tunnel of voice
She breathes heavily listening to what he touches
With eyes closed only laughter is among their rescue
His adventurous hands is used as a comb
His curious hands is used for her beautiful support
She walks her fingers to his chamber lair
His mouth touches her sun and her mountains
She reveals a dancing smile while gripping his pride
Her mountains are often left with compliments
His ambitious mission is to build her heat
Their lips are often soft and often approached
Writing and acting in their own world
They begin to dance very playfully
With giggles and smiles like a musical play
Her mouths both speak of heavily breathing
He gently pushes for her silent praise
She strums him like a beautiful guitar
He writes on her little sisters a poem
She writes inspiration on his tower
He sings loudly and gently in her safe
These flowers laugh and tickle one another
He whispers “Hello my Beautiful Dancer”